I had grown a delightful cilantro plant a few months ago, got to about 2 feet high. Probably my best herb in my herb garden... And then Camacho came to town...
"Hey dude, you gotta strip this shit down so that it grows back as a bush!" (As he is in the process of "stripping the shit down" himself) - That was 2.5 weeks ago... No Cilantro, No Bush.