Don't go Ninja'n someone that don' need a ninja'n

Could be related to Dan...

Stuff White People Like

Though many white people consider competitive sports to be too aggressive and macho for their tastes there are a few exceptions. The most notable is Soccer since for some reason it is wrong to get fired up about Football game, but right to get fired up about a Football match. The second sport (term used loosely) in this category is called Ultimate Frisbee or simply Ultimate.

It is important to know that when you hear a white person saying “we should do some ultimate this weekend” or “I’m so pumped for ultimate,” they are talking about a sport and not an “ultimate solution”-type race war. Though a quick look at a field full of Ultimate Frisbee players might lead one to surmise that an ethnic cleansing has taken place.

When you first see the sport being played, you will be struck at how amazingly boring it is. Imagine a field of white people running around throwing a frisbee trying to catch it in an “endzone.” Sometimes one person ‘guards’ another (pictured) and that’s the whole game. There is nothing more to explain.

If you look a little closer, you will see some surprising things. First, you will never see hippies get more upset than on an Ultimate Frisbee field. It can be jarring to see people who look like they should be playing acoustic guitars yelling at each other about whether or not Blake stepped out of bounds. Secondly, you will notice that Ultimate Frisbee matches are the best place to meet white guys who wear headbands.

Fortunately, ultimate frisbee offers a lot of opportunities for personal, professional and financial gain. Since the sport has yet to be integrated, you could command a high fee in terms of money or favors if you agree to join one of the many white leagues in your area. To a white person, having a diverse Ultimate team is almost as good as winning the championship. Almost.

In addition, white people have also created a sport called Frisbee Golf. In this game, you see how many throws it takes to get a disc into a receptacle. There is no other pertinent information about this sport, and it’s only real value is as a cheap date for white people who like to be outside.

In any case, if a white person talks to you a sport that you’ve never heard of, do not be afraid to ask some questions. This is because, on average, white people invent a new sport every six weeks. Hacky Sack, Sky Surfing, and group juggling are just a few of the games invented to help white people maximize their time at parks and beaches.

Dan and I at a Disco party last weekend

Good Times With The Crew

This might have been one of the greatest dance parties Ive ever attended

This picture now comes up now when Alex calls me.

Hi, Im in a stuuuupendous mood tonight! (2 drinks is better than 1)

The cowboy's face glowed in the Texas night.

Funboys having a little too much fun

And more fun

Sweaty Metty

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And finally the for the 3rd time.... THE CHAPSTICK PICTURE! I meant to grab the first two pictures off of my bulletin board in San Antonio but forgot... so I guess the comparison will have to wait until another time. I think this is a great reinactment though (much better than #2), great photography Alex.

Now let's break this picture down just like we did 10 years ago... what exactly is going on here?

I am so sick and tired of being so sick and tired

Im done waiting. Im not watching anymore Spurs games this year until they can start playing like they have little thing called heart. Call me fair-weathered, call me whatever you want, but I just get too pissed off watching them and it is unhealthy for me to continue to watch at this point. I kept thinking and hoping that the Rodeo Road Trip would be the turning point, but instead it is just the same shit. I do not like this team very much right now. I hate Richard Jefferson, DaJuan Blair is starting to play like Malik Rose, Bonner is more worried about where to find his next tasty sandwich than practicing on his terrible 3-point percentage, not sure what happened to Mason, Bogans seems out of place, and this entire team does not seem to play with any sort of fire or motivation. In the 2nd half of last nights game, the Lakers just flat out owned us, outplayed us, and wanted the game WAY more than the Spurs did. They could do WHATEVER they wanted to do. This is WITHOUT Kobe and Bynum! There was a certain play last night when I just decided enough was enough and I turned off the TV, took off my Spurs wristband (which I had just put on hoping for a spark), threw my Spurs hat on the floor, and called it a night. This was around midnight, ..thanks for keeping me up for bad basketball. I mean, what the fuck is the deal with this team?! I am posting highlights from last nights game, from the 2:40 point on is where I knew this game was over. The 09-10 Spurs are not about getting angry when a team goes on a run and coming back from a 6-8 point lead with an entire 4th quarter to play, NOPE, that is just WAY TOO BIG of a gap for these guys.



I'm done. Not staying up for Denver on Thursday, dont care about the All-Star Break, and could care less about the rest of this Rodeo Road Trip. Until this team can start showing they care, then Im out the rest of the season. Great run this past decade, but I am about ready for a new look.

Boo Spurs Boo.


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