Friday, October 31, 2008

The only thing better then being in Lubbock on Sat is being in the ATX after an upset






All you Tee-sipping funboys, get ready for some action on saturday night......game starts at 7, luke said we could pre-party at the party before the party...then party harty once the red raiders take care of some bizzznessss...also saturday night we get an extra hour so be aware of that....oh man this is going to be fun...also once texas looses if you are a UT fan and dont want to dress up that is fine, you can just come as the lil bitch you are

27?

What is the significance of this number?

Is it the average age of the crew members?
Is it the most recent amendment to be added to the US Constitution?
Is it the number of Kansas City Chief Larry Johnson?
Am I referring to Vladimir Guerrero of the Expos/Nationals?

While 27 is all of these things, (with possible exception of average crew age) it's also the number of posts we've had in the month of October. That's almost a post a day!

Let's keep up the good work and we'll see yall this weekend.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Got your Hack a Shaq right here!



Gotta love Pop's sense of humor.

Also, anyone up for the Dallas game next Tuesday? Tickets were pretty cheap for the Suns game, I'm thinking we'll see something similar for this one. ($65-95 range)

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

UT and Texas Tech Checklists for this Weekend

Daniel Camacho and I have decided to feature a regular part of the Jim Rome Show on the blog. During the week preceding a big game, emailers send in their checklists on what the opposing team is probably doing to gear up for the big game. It's basically a listing of all tbe stereotypes of a particular region. The west coast vs midwest US are always the best, but being Texans I think we can discriminate between ourselves pretty well.

Please feel free to add your own in the comments section!

So here's the listing Camacho and I came up with for Texas Tech:

1. Apply cow shit cleaner/pretreatment to boots.
2. Grab gas card so you can drive an hour to go get beer.
3. Grab the fiddle.
4. Gaze over the flatlands.
5. Smell the crap filled air.
6. Fry a calf.
7. Bring pet goat to tailgate.
8. Pick last night's skoal out of teeth.
9. Jam out to Jimmy Buffet in a hawaiian shirt.
10. Regret living in the middle of nowhere.
11. Rally around your 0 championships.
12. Operate under the assumption that a tractor is acceptable to tailgate with.

Here's the UT list:

1. Drive 3 hours just to get out of Austin (in your hybrid car).
2. Dodge hippies.
3. Do a little light shopping on the drag.
4. Enjoy being a trustafarian.
5. Make jeans more vintage somehow.
6. Have Obama forcefed down your throat.
7. Participate in a protest against the eating of helpless fish.
8. Sip tea.
9. Listen to little known band on ipod.
10. Set governor's mansion ablaze.
11. Set something else ablaze.
12. Swim with a fat naked hippy chick.
13. Wear those emo glasses.
14. Play bongos naked with Matthew Mccaughnehey and fat naked hippy chick.
15. Operate under the assumption that a 10 speed is acceptable to tailgate with.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Here is that info I promised....yah!!!








Hmoestead Suites III, is the lovely resort we have blocked off...the phone number is 512.837.6677. We have 20 blocked off and heres the breakdown....we have 6 Queens with a pull out sofa...those bad boys will run you $80.48, after tax...we also have 6 rooms with 2 doubles...thats going run you $83.94...the rest are going to be @ $74.47, and they will included one single queen....like i said its about 4miles, 8min...and each room has a kintchenttte, so if you want breakfast in bed to turn to breakfast and head...we might have you covered!!!

Haloweeeeen Party at Lukes





Well is anyone wondering where they are going to stay in austin the night of NOV 1st...well luke got a block of rooms, ranging from $70 (after taxes, queen bed) to $82 (after taxes two doubles)...the hotel is 4.2 miles from his house, and if you want this rate you have to book by monday...the next post will have the location of hotel and phone number....so if you dont book by monday, you foked if you want to stay here....make it happen boys

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

For all you Texas Techies

http://texastech.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=866497

Texas Tech's place kickers are so bad (50% FG on the year, 6 missed PATs) that some kid could probably come out of the stands to try a 30-yarder as part of a contest and end up on the team. Seriously ... some kid did that and now he might be starting on Saturday

(how are yall # 8?!)

Not to take the blog in a political direction...



Thought this was hilarious though...

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Friday, October 17, 2008

If you need a date to the Renaissance Festival....



November 8 & 9






There is a ressiance festival going on on saturday...oh the merryment, and a Pro-Football game happening at High Noon that sunday...i know you can do roundtrip from sa for less than $100 roundtrip after taxes....hey now thats a deal...well i dont know about you, but i do know that Lord Metcalf will attending both...cant wait

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Crew Classics
































Just a few pics I thought everybody should recall -- good times guys!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Friday in SA






Hey you cuntshitters....danny boy here, and i know what your saying, dan how come you are using a ghost writer to talk on mety's...well guys im just too busy to be dicking around adding any kind of new technology...i just got use to my blackberry...shit, and until the season is over, and class is over and as soon as dallon quits screaming i might have a chance....but until then you can reach me on my phone or email

on to the topic at hand, ill be in sa all day on friday and im letting youll know now so we dont get any excuses...the only excuse would be "im a pussy", so figure someting out, im coming and we are going out

Monday, October 13, 2008

Devin Harris owned by a Red Coat

On A SideNote




well i really hate to use this post to discuss negative things, but this previous saturday night, it happen again and to this man...what might of happen you asked...did joel get his radio stolen again? did he break his hand this time?...well my friends, the answer is yes and no...like the many times joel has stolen your heart...some thugs stole joel's radio...this time however the hits the F-150 took did not do the damage on the hand...just the soul...so joel we salute you....mister i've gotten my radio stolen out of my truck more times then is even funny

How bout those Cowboys!


Anyone think they still got it in them?
With losses to the Redskins at home and now Arizona it's getting a little hard to stay on the wagon. I guess it's still early in the season, so now's a better time to get the kinks out then a few months from now, but they clearly don't look as sharp as the Giants (who play at Cleveland tonight @ 7:30 btw.)
(Also, there is a camping post made a few posts down. Not sure why it put it down there.)

Friday, October 10, 2008

progress of the blogspot








Were getting there sure enough, piece by piece, crew by crew...a couple things....any one who needs a profile pic let me know, i got plenty and of most...lets make sure everyone is a follower and contributor...then we still need, luke, atherton, gregalo to get on, and to get christodd and alex squared away...and then we need to close it off, its good to see we made it pass our inspection...i think at the top right of your screen it should say dashboard and then sign in or sign up...let me know any questions you may have...

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Here he Here he & football football football




well if you did not get enough dress up at haloween, or if you passed on the dynamos for some real fooootballl....do i have a 2 day event for you




the saturday of nov 8th, if ye up to it, we shall be at the texas ressiance fest my lad....this place is near conore and paddington NW of H-town...tickets are 21 at door 18 in advacne...if you have never been, its not too bad, and the theme that weekend is Roman Bacchanal...so grab your togas or mid-evil attire and set a date....i would imagine about 3-4 hours here,


then that sunday at noon the Ravens of Baltimore take on the Texans of Houston, who are not doing to good this year, i look up and found some tickets for about $20...but realalisctly looking around $50 or so...so if you in...let me know within 2 weeks, 3 at latest...that would be October 30 at 1:30pm texas time


that would be

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Attn SA Funboys...gues on Sat PM - Sun AM


its the second weekend of October, 2008, who is having the Best Weekend Ever....SA CREW thats who....we will be graced with the presence of dallas alfred sessions this weekend, saturday to be specific...playing it by ear, but Dallas has a wedding that evening, then looking to me up afterwards...and maybe a brunch on sunday....
AND GET A ROOM YOU FUNBOYS

Monday, October 6, 2008

Douche Off

Crew Camp Outing

Anybody up for this? Camacho and I have looked into this in the past, and there are some great parks available and most importantly the ideal weather conditions are just about here!


We should pick a spot that's centralized so whether you're coming from SA, A-town, H-town, or the DF-Dub, it'll be a feasible trip.

Any thoughts? Any particular dates that work best for everyone? Cabin/Tent preferences? Maybe bike/hike trails? Nearby golf?

Friday, October 3, 2008

The X-Factor


With 26 days until the season opener, its time to get some Spurs talk going. Unfortunately there is not much to talk about other then Pop and his badass beard.
We have Manu out until mid December and an aging Duncan with support of an even more aging big man (Thomas). With off season additions such as Mason, Stoudamire, Hill, Hairston, Green, Gaines, and Tolliver??? I'm not sure where this team is really going, hopefully not a 6 or 7th playoff seed...
I guess the one guy we can put our trust in this season is Coach Pop. If any coach can get this team back to the Finals, and possibly give us a 5th championship, its Pop. Maybe even another coach of the year award?
Hopefully my beard is up to Pop's standard by the season opener...
Go Spurs Go!

A Pop for All Seasons

Hanukkah PopThanksgiving Pop

Halloween Pop (Hippie like Coach last year)


Christmas Pop



I'm not sure if y'all have had a chance to check out Coach Pop's new beard but it's been the talk of NBA training camp.


I also know we've got some serious beard and spurs fans in the crew so I thought I'd keep you up to date with what the greatest NBA coach in the league is up to facial hair wise.


I took the liberty of adding some various holiday cheer as the seasons are just around the corner!




Thursday, October 2, 2008

Current Events



Houston Dynamo vs. Los Angeles Galaxy
Robertson Stadium, Houston, TX
Sat, Oct 18, 2008 07:30 PM

The Dalrymples, Kitty, and I will be in attendance for this event. It's sure to be a cluster fuckstorm of drunken Latinos and Anglos all thirsty for the blood of David Beckham and his $250,000,000 Hollywood contract. In what's sure to be an ass-raping by the Dynamos, what excites me most is the opportunity to party with the Texian Army, a dedicated fan group whose sole existence is to make Robertson Stadium the rowdiest blood-thirty stadium out there. They make up their own chants/songs (http://texianarmy.org/documents/chants.pdf), bring massive drum and horn accompaniment, and offer free keg beer before the games to get the fans properly "prepared".

So if you're in Houston, come support the Dynamo. You won't regret it

Cervanka needs a profile pic




Cervanka, I am thrilled you are on the blogspot, and contributing....but lets get you a profile pic....i have a million you can use