Thursday, October 2, 2008

Current Events



Houston Dynamo vs. Los Angeles Galaxy
Robertson Stadium, Houston, TX
Sat, Oct 18, 2008 07:30 PM

The Dalrymples, Kitty, and I will be in attendance for this event. It's sure to be a cluster fuckstorm of drunken Latinos and Anglos all thirsty for the blood of David Beckham and his $250,000,000 Hollywood contract. In what's sure to be an ass-raping by the Dynamos, what excites me most is the opportunity to party with the Texian Army, a dedicated fan group whose sole existence is to make Robertson Stadium the rowdiest blood-thirty stadium out there. They make up their own chants/songs (http://texianarmy.org/documents/chants.pdf), bring massive drum and horn accompaniment, and offer free keg beer before the games to get the fans properly "prepared".

So if you're in Houston, come support the Dynamo. You won't regret it

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Im really excited about this. Ive never been to a professional soccer game.

I was talking to someone the other day and he told me that going to a Dynamos Game is like going to Mexico - pure caos. Who wouldve thought at an MLS game?!

Cervenka said...

I'll pass, I feel like I'm going to Mexico everyday, living in SA. Plus soccer is lame. Professional poker is more of a sport then soccer.

Ryan said...

i'll go if they get rid of that off-sides rule.

you know the one.